Thursday, September 27, 2007

I Just Solved the Illegal Alien Problem



You remember the movie Aliens, and the sentry guns they used to destroy the hordes of attacking aliens?

That's right. We build a wall accross the entire 1951 mile border with Mexico, and place sentry guns on the walls, spaced evenly within the range of each gun. Then we put a bunch of signs, in Spanish, just outside the range of the guns so the enemies of the United States know what awaits them if they try and break the law.

Problem solved.

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